Due to Stan's impressive thetan levels, the president of Scientology concludes that he is the reincarnation of L. Randy tells him to use his bike money if he wants to join the help program.Īfter Stan goes through his auditing session, the shocked auditor sends the results to the home office. After the personality test, the auditor makes the assessment that Stan is depressed and a perfect candidate for Scientology.Īt dinner, Stan asks his parents for the money for 'a self-help program', telling his parents that he has been depressed and did not know it. Stan starts to question whether Scientology is a religion, which the auditors try to avoid. He runs across some Scientologists, who encourage him to take a free personality test. Stan does not go with the rest of his friends to play laser-tag as he attempts to save up money for a new bike.

One A-lister locks himself in the closet and refuses to come out after Stan criticizes his 'talent.' Plot Scientologists converge on Stan's house after he is identified as the reincarnation of L. 'Trapped in the Closet' is the twelfth episode of Season Nine, and the 137th overall episode of South Park.

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